Michelle Wolf’s Lewd Lupine Pasquinade
Michelle Wolf’s Lewd Lupine Pasquinade
Written By Laurie Higgins   |   04.30.18

Full disclosure: I hate roasts of any kind.

White House Correspondents’ Dinner gut-busting pasquinade by jokester Michelle Wolf makes it difficult to refrain from being as despicable as she was.

First, some of her jokes:

“Of course, Trump isn’t here…. I would drag him here myself, but it turns out the president of the United States is the one p***y you’re not allowed to grab.”

“I know there’s a lot of people who want me to talk about Russia and Putin and collusion, but I’m not gonna do that because there’s a lot of liberal media here, and I’ve never wanted to know what any of you look like when you orgasm. Except for you, Jake Tapper.”

“I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it Cousin Huckabee, is it Aunt Huckabee Sanders? What’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?”

She has a First Amendment right to be nasty, brutish, and vulgar, but that doesn’t mean doing so is right. I guess if you call it a “joke,” it’s not bullying. Last night was a teachable moment for all those kids who take pleasure in making nasty sport of others. Wolf taught them that it’s okay to be thoughtless, mean-spirited, and distasteful as long as you’re part of the cool crowd–you know, the crowd that’s on the “right side of history,” like the sanctimonious Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, and David Letterman.

Oh, and here’s another of her rib-ticklers, this one on abortion–a topic that’s always good for a laugh:

“Don’t knock it till you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there.”

One tidbit of info about Wolf from CNN editor-at-large Chris Cilizza: “Wolf knew exactly what she was doing…. Did the average person know who Wolf was before Saturday night?… She is the talk of every Sunday talk show…. On a related note, her Netflix series, ‘The Break with Michelle Wolf’–comes on May 27.”

Vulgar, mean, divisive, self-serving, and calculating. Wolf should go into politics–on the cool kids’ team.

Take ACTION: Please click HERE to contact the White House Correspondents’ Association to express your view on Michelle Wolf’s performance.

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Laurie Higgins
Laurie Higgins became the Illinois Family Institute’s Cultural Affairs Writer in the fall of 2008. Prior to working for the IFI, Laurie worked full-time for eight years in Deerfield High School’s writing center in Deerfield, Illinois. Her cultural commentaries have been carried on a number of pro-family websites nationally and internationally, and Laurie has appeared on numerous radio programs across the country. In addition, Laurie has spoken at the Council for National Policy and educational conferences sponsored by the Constitutional Coalition. She has been married to her husband for forty-four years, and they have four grown children and ten grandchildren....
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